Testicular Tuesdays
abilliondollarsonaelevator:

I’m screaming ME

abilliondollarsonaelevator:

I’m screaming ME

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

overlypolitebisexual:

have you ever considered that female celebrities claim not to be feminists/push a watered down version of feminism because it’s fucking unsafe for them to admit to anything else? emma watson gave the most watered down, man friendly speech on feminism i’ve ever seen in my life and men threatened to leak nudes of her and attack her so

women: can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it?
men: modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.
student: coughs
teacher: from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work

The Court of Supreme Cuteness

elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

queen-of-fallen-angels:

hallowtardis:

I SWEAR. ORLANDO BLOOM IS JUST HIRED TO LOOK HOT AND MAKE HILARIOUS FACES IN THE BACKGROUND

Was worth the money.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

stunningpicture:

Took a picture of a man and daughter at a coffee shop to show them what they would look like in 10 years

stunningpicture:

Took a picture of a man and daughter at a coffee shop to show them what they would look like in 10 years