Testicular Tuesdays

ostracizedpoodle:

am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr

mrcraabs:

and so it begins

foodnun:

FUCK

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

borlax:

Banana by the each

raggedydean:

mastermindbyakuyatogami:

in english (UK) you dont really say “i love you” you say “ill bash ye fookin ead in i sware on me mum” which is closer to “i’ll beat you up”, i love that, “i’ll beat you up”